Mom: What should we get Daddy for his birthday, guys?
Avrie: A shirt and pants and underwear! (Very enthusiastic!)
Nolan: Nooo!! We should get him something more exciting than that.
Avrie: Like a big, black Daddy necklace!
Nolan: Or a wig!
Mom: What kind of cake do you think he'd like?
Nolan: No, a knife cake. Like the knife he takes to work.