Tuesday, May 05, 2009

From the Lips of Babes...

Avrie: "Humphy, humphy." Always accompanied by a pout and shoulder shrug.

Avrie: "Ampt." Example: You're a silly goose. "No, I ampt."

Nolan: "Mom, sometimes I hear God talking to me inside my head." Oh, what does he say? "Well, I don't know. He talks too quiet."

Nolan talking in his sleep: "He's coming towards me and he has a moustache!!" "Plant watering, plant watering, I said plant watering!!"

Nolan: "Look at my tummy, Mom! I have a sprinkle!" Say what?? "A sprinkle!" Oh, a FRECKLE! "Yeah! A freckle!"

We're going to Marjan's for a playdate tomorrow so you need to get a good sleep tonight. Nolan: "Does Marjan have a cornfield?" Avrie: "Does she have boobs?"

I wish I was better at writing all these things down. Too funny I tell ya.

6 comments:

b.k.a.a. said...

these are just great - i too, wish i was better at writing them down! i always think "oh i'll remember this" but now i can't.

Jana said...

Hilarious, you need to send those in to Reader's Digest or something.

Gwen said...

i just took a drink of my diet coke..and unfortunately it went up my nose when i read avries ? about marjan....kids...

Neisha said...

love them all!!

ethel said...

can i adopt your kids..they're funnier than mine..or maybe you're just better at getting at least some of it down. i forget soo fast. plus they're actually making a little more sense lately so they're not as funny cuz of that , too.
you're going to treasure these moments for surely. i love the "sprinkle" idea..he'd like my face..is that what age spots can be called too?

Lani said...

You can't make this stuff up. Have I ever mentioned how much I love your kids?