Sexy Shampoo

I got a good laugh from my shampoo bottle. At the very top it says: Sulfate Free, Organic Vanilla Bean Oils. Check out the ingredients:

DI Water, Disodium Laureth Sulfosuccinate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Glycol Distearate, Dimethicone Copolyol, Cetyl Alcohol, Cocamide DEA, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Polyquatemium-11, Hydantoin, Silk Amino Complex, Panthenol, Organic Vanilla Bean Oil, Shea Butter, Tocopheryl Acetate, Fragrance.

Of course it's all marketing, but why bother with ORGANIC vanilla bean oil after all that load of chemicals? And sulfate-free? Not really. The 2nd, 3rd and 4th ingredients are all variations of a sulfate. It's like buying deli meat that says it's nitrate-free and the ingredients say lactic acid starter culture...which creates nitrates. So your deli meat isn't nitrate free. And this shampoo is not sulfate free.

I bought it purely for the smell. One of these days I'll care about what's in my shampoo but today isn't the day. I put it on dead hair that doesn't absorb into my body and I'm not too worried about the inhalants. Now deodorant and lotions are a different story.

Anyways...the back of the bottle (hence, SEXY shampoo):

Why We Love It...
It's smoothing, silky, luxurious and totally addictive. It is utterly, completely and totally tempting.

Why You Want It...
Smoothing Tahitian Vanilla Bean oils blended with exotic silk amino proteins create a decadent treat. All you need for soft, smooth and seductive hair in one irresistible formula.

What's In It For You...
A totally indulgent blend of Tahitian Vanilla Bean oils to instantly nourish and moisturize your hair while silk amino proteins strengthen and seal your hair's cuticles. A can't-say-no combination to keep your hair looking silky, smooth and shiny.

What You Do...
Lather up and rinse until your hair is rejuvenated (because hair has feelings).