"Do these old lady shoes make me more beautiful?" Uhh, first - they're not 'old lady' shoes. And, Darling? You don't need to do anything to be more beautiful. You just ARE.
"But, Mommy? YOU wear these shoes!" Uh-huh. I'm NOT old. Thanks.
My rosy-cheeked-pizza-makin'-Beauty wearing a shirt two sizes too big because she likes what it says: Color Me Happy.