I got a text this morning from
someone. She had this scary idea for me. Take pictures of my house as-is. And post them. Oh, the horrors. I did NOT want to do that. Then she replies with "In my mind your house is always perfection." I'm always up for proving someone wrong. (Yes, that suitcase on my bedroom floor is from two weekends ago. Judge away.) Good old human nature prevails:

As all you mothers know, the outcome below will last approximately 1 hour. Maybe a bit more if there are children missing from the home. All three of our rugrats will be spending the night at their Great Auntie's tonight so I will get to enjoy my clean house for a bit! Whooohoo!