Monday, April 12, 2010

Avrie-isms

There has been an endless stream of hilarity from Avrie the last week. Here's a sampling of what I remember:

  • "Mom, I'm blinking my eyes at Nolan because I looovee him. Minnie blinks her eyes at Mickey."
  • Opening a Bible: "I was reading in chapter 2. And. All of a sudden my brother walked in my room and I cut off his face. But, I didn't eat it. Because that would be bad. Amen."
  • Supper prayer: "We're thankful for ourselves. We're thankful for our food. We're thankful for our pizza. Yum, yum, yum, amen."
  • "I don't like Wyatt cuz he picks on me." Two seconds later: "Wyatt! Pick on me! Pick on me!"
  • She's had the inclination as of late to replace Jesus with other words in "Tell me the Story". Such as meatballs. That is a favorite. I was having yet another conversation with her about how it's disrespectful and we need to leave the song about Jesus. Her next refrain? "Tell me the story of Jesus, ......*whispering*.....and meatballs too, write on my heart............"

12 comments:

Mindy said...

whew, so glad she realizes she can't eat her brothers face!

Ben, Heather and kids said...

that 2nd and last one cracks me up! that girl is hilarious! :)

Amber said...

Avrie is just awesome :)

Jenny said...

She is hilarious! Such a little cutie too...sometimes I just want to pinch her cheeks. But she probably wouldn't like that, so I won't. But I'll still want to.

Gwen said...

this wkend she asked me as she was petting the cat...gma do cats have feathers???? there was enough black fur flying around ...looked like feathers to me..ha

Neisha said...

cute :)

Lani said...

Funny... Gavyn's been doing the eye blinking thing lately and charming people with it. Maybe he got it from Avrie... or Minnie. One of the two.

Mj said...

i don't know what to think. for one thing i think she should be famous. another thing is she is going to be interesting to watch grow up. the other thing? i have 3 sons...she would make a very interesting DIL don't you think?

Anita B said...

I had a comment of some sort lined up... and then I read MJ's and forgot mine!

Shannon said...

martha! i would love to have you as an in-law of sorts! =) wait...how old are your boys?!?! oh, i guess that doesn't fly with you does it....jeff is a bit older than you, right?

Mj said...

haaaaa. you totally made my day,...am i ever glad i checked back here. jeff older than me?? heee hee. i'm 5 years older than he!! yep. yeah. actually age doesn't mean much to me , though..either way. haa .

Shannon said...

glad i could boost your spirits! i'd like to say that age doesn't bother me...but if my daughter was 15 and wanted to date a 25 year old...i'd NOT be okay with that!!