See that basket of toys there? Why would I play with all those when I have these fun electrical cords?
*My Mother is not an idiot. She removed the cords after this photo was taken. Well...she might have let me play with them for a *little* bit. Of course, *little* is subjective. She didn't let me plug them in. Honest.
**I'm pretty darned stinkin' adorable, eh?