Nolan: Are we using plastic plates tonight with our gyros?
Me: Nope, we're using regular ones.
Nolan: So we can wash them?
Nolan: Do you like washing dishes, Mom?
Me: Nope. That's why we have a dishwasher.
Nolan: Well we could just lick them off. Our tongue is just like a vacuum cleaner.
Me: Fantastic. Who should we have over for a meal?